the only thing that doesn’t work every time is the people who regularly consume this fine malt beverage, who actually work never. none of this, of course, applies to billy dee williams’ mustache, cause that shit works in every way imaginable.
-driggs btw n 6th & 7th…brooklyn, what! photo courtesy of andrew “don’t call me zimmern unless you’re giving me a free, totally insane dinner” zimmer
stashed away inside is approximately $4 million worth of marky mark’s calvin klein boxer briefs.
-3rd st btw a & b; davis g blend, doing work, folks
jon voight’s ride, when he’s “excited”. like, when he has an erection. wood.
-i really need to start writing down where i see these things
at least this guy can say that street punks with spray cans van-dalized this thing, and distract people from its horror with his clever punning.
-again, no idea
this van’s hood is thoughtful enough to show you exactly what you get on the inside.
-orchard btw houston & stanton
considering this is an early 90s honda with chipped stock hubcaps, i’m gonna go ahead and assume this roof is for checkers, not chess.
-crap, i have no idea where this is
this clever modification allows for even easier loading and unloading of veggie burritos, goo balls, and people who consumed too many veggie burritos/goo balls.
-5th and a
while most men who move weight for a living are unafraid to flaunt their ill-gotten gains via the standard flashy rims and gaudy body kit, most are not so bold as to announce their profession on their license plate.
-lafayette & astor
the best thing about transformers is that their unique abilities allow them to blend seamlessly into their surroundings. they could be anywhere around us, literally anywhere, and we would never, ever, ever know. ever.
-houston & lafayette
what christian bale says to his mother when she asks if he’d like to watch the classic michael keaton romp multiplicity.
-5th st & bowery