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the cars of the east village and beyond, photographed with a complete lack of effort kindly submit any cars with character to evillcarblog@gmail.com

Finally: EvillCarBlog is On The Instagram!

kinda. in addition to frozen pizzas and sebastian janikowki jersey photos, i’m gonna be putting up a ton of cars at my personal instagram account, @benjorobinson. jump on it.  (note: i did not take the below photo in the east village)

from wikipedia: Mercedes-AMG GmbH, commonly known as AMG, is a subsidiary of the Mercedes-Benz car company specializing in high-performance luxury cars.

-6th st btw 1st & 2nd

pink cadillac, crushed velvet seats, riding down the streets, something something else, pink cadillac, pink cadi…huh? it’s what? good crap, i’m colorblind.

-stanton & forsyth

if cars are women, this is the one you want to wake up next to every morning for the rest of your life: overflowing with class and elegance, loved by all, still as pristinely gorgeous as the first time you laid eyes on on it.

and then next thing you know, it goes and yanks its top off in public.

-crosby btw spring and broome

this thing had a nine-some in the champagne room for like three hours straight, and only made one crank shaft joke.

-21st btw park and 5th

yes kind salesman, i will definitely take the rim job.

-3rd st btw b & c

a 1964 ford falcon, predecessor to the ford falcor, which was slightly more manuverable, and whose rear doors came with optional childlike empress locks.

-stanton btw orchard & ludlow

are this thing’s fins hotter than daryl hannah’s? is that thing on a mermaid even a fin? probably not, but who cares: this is the evillcarblog’s 100th post, and it’s kinda beautiful.

-lafayette and 3rd st

uh, but seriously, the crash-test ratings on these things are only like, in the 86th percentile. so, total right decision, volvo. definitely. yep.

-ludlow btw houston & stanton

is this thing sweeter than the extended toaster of a sta-wag that redefined the volvo brand in the 80s? does the pope shit in a bear?

-somewhere really cool